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Azrael Alexander
28 February 2011 @ 11:10 pm

My life is complete.
 
 
Azrael Alexander

Hands in my pants, hands in my pants
walkin' down the street with my hands in my pants
Got no pockets, that's ok
felt like masturbating anyway



Turn around, watchin' my back
Don't want them to catch my playin' with my snatch
Hands in my pants, hands in my pants
walkin' down the street with my hands in my pants



Walkin' proud, walkin' straight
Gotta keep my poker face
Can't let them on to the games I play
Hands in my pants, I can do it all day.




This is what being awake at 3 am DOES to people. Remember that, kids. Please note that I am in no way hating on Tori Amos. She is my goddess.



 
 
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Florence + The Machine - Howl
 
 
Azrael Alexander
15 February 2011 @ 02:09 am
Roses are red
The Tardis is blue

Daleks are the supreme rulers of the universe
Prepare to be exterminated



<3



This masterpiece was written by yours truly. Respect.
 
 
Azrael Alexander

I know what you're thinking..."That's totally shopped, bro."


"Oh..."


"Yeahhhhhhhhhh"


Found at a JC Penny outlet in Ohio. Made by what seems to be some foreingn company called Junior Elf, who's specialty is plagiarizing Disney characters in the form of childrens bedding.